March 03, 1995|By DAN RODRICKS
Love of accent — actually, awe of how bureaucrats about-face it into Orwellian gobbledygook — is what brings me today to SSA-L8172, a “notice of overpayment” anatomy accustomed by a Social Security almsman in Charles Village. In January and February, the man pocketed a absolute of $6.80 added than he should have, and some Woodlawn computer with a hot dent for budgetary absurdity bent him in the act. Gives you a nice, balmy feeling, doesn’t it? Proponents of cuts in the basic assets tax charge be admiring to apperceive that administrators of the Supplemental Security Income affairs are active in their afterward of such causeless generosity. Six-eighty here. Six-eighty there. And appealing anon you’re talkin’ somebody’s additional home in Aspen.
But the money is beside the point today. It’s the accent of the letter that impresses me.
The Charles Village man bootless to address $38 in veterans benefits, appropriately causing a miscalculation in his SSI benefits. Here, with little editing, is the letter he received:
“We are autograph to let you apperceive that we accept paid you $6.80 too abundant SSI money. . . . You charge pay us aback unless we adjudge you shouldn’t accept to pay us aback or we’re amiss about the overpayment. If you anticipate you shouldn’t accept to pay us aback or you disagree with the accommodation about the overpayment, you can ask for a waiver, ask for an address or do both.
“You may not accept to pay us back. Sometimes we can abandon an overpayment, which agency you won’t accept to pay us back. We can do this if both of the afterward are true: It wasn’t your accountability that you got too abundant SSI money and advantageous us aback would beggarly you can’t pay your bills for food, clothing, apartment or medical care, or it would be arbitrary for some added reason. If you anticipate these are true, acquaintance any Social Security office. You can ask for a abandonment any time by allurement your Social Security appointment to ample out abandonment anatomy SSA-632. We won’t aggregate the overpayment while we adjudge if we can abandon it.”
I could go on, so I will.
“If you disagree with the decision, you accept the appropriate to appeal. We will ysis your case and accede any new facts you have. You accept 60 canicule to ask for an appeal. The 60 canicule alpha the day afterwards you get this letter. We accept you got this letter bristles canicule afterwards the date on it unless you appearance us that you did not get it aural the five-day period. To appeal, you charge ample out a anatomy alleged ‘Request for Reconsideration.’ The anatomy cardinal is SSA-561.
“There are three means to appeal. You can aces the one you want. . . . You accept a appropriate to ysis the facts in your file. You can accord us added facts to add to your file. Then we’ll adjudge your case again. You won’t accommodated with the being who decides your case. . . .”
And it goes on for four added pages!
Smash that crab
Can you accept that big backtalk carve is still on the table as a accessible use for Rash Acreage in the Inner Harbor? What gives? I anticipation we burst this proposition. It’s the affliction abstraction I’ve heard for an accessible amplitude aback Hunt Valley Mall. But Baltimore’s Architectural Analysis Board is because a 300-space parking barn beneath Rash Field, and that abstraction (not a bad one) was proposed by the aforementioned architecture aggregation that came up with the behemothic earthen backtalk angle aftermost year. An artist thinks the grass-covered bas abatement backtalk could sit aloft the garage. (“Honey, what akin did we esplanade on? Mustard or Backfin?”)
Hey, it’s not that I anguish about the Schmoke administering fast-tracking this development — unless, of course, Dan Henson gets into the act — but the bodies who get the alarm on Rash Acreage care to accumulate the accessible amplitude because it’s the aftermost accessible bit of it larboard bottomward there. The abode is generally active with kite-fliers, rugby players, touch-football players, ice-skaters in winter. It’s a abundant burghal scene. Build the garage, but leave the field. And accident that crab.
A bulletin on the signpost at Pastore’s Italian Aliment Store, Mountain Road, Pasadena: “In the year 3000 subs will amount $72. Buy now and save.”
The Shoe drops one
Monday night, at City Hall, as Lois Garey, the council’s new affiliate from the 1st District, took her seat, Councilwoman Sheila “The Shoe” Dixon stood to point out the obvious: There was now addition woman on the City Council. Turning to the 3rd District delegation, she said, “So you guys had bigger watch out because you apperceive what happens aback there are added women.” She did not elaborate. But one of the guys from the 3rd, Wilbur “Bill” Cunningham, is dying to acquisition out what The Shoe meant by that. Wilbur, I wouldn’t columnist your luck.
Brotherly adulation it wasn’t
Understatement of the Year (so far): “Obviously he angered somebody.”
— Capt. John Apeldorn of the Philadelphia Police Department’s organized abomination unit, commenting on the afterlife of Ralph Mazzuca, who was stripped, hogtied, attempt four times, aished with a combustible aqueous and set afire aftermost Friday. (Philadelphia Inquirer)
Mystery is born
Frank Locke, a Baltimore absolute acreage man, spotted this bonanza sticker on a car on Northern Parkway: “Old Shouting John Said Hold My Mule.” Frank was puzzled; I’d never heard the
phrase before, either. But a bounded abbot said he was accustomed with the line, knew it to be from a much-quoted sermon. He promised to trace its exact agent and get aback to us. Watch this space.
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